What Is The Height Of �double Standards�?

gdfrnz · #1 03-23-2008, 07:33 AM

1. �Slapping Death Sentence to The Chest For Coming In The Way of the �BULLET� but Honoring The Shooter For Hitting �BULL�S EYE��

2. �Reprimanding �EYES� for watching �MMS� but Admiring The Finesse of the �Photographer� for �CAPTURING� the �Masterpiece�.�

3. �Hanging the �DUMB� for listening to the Lies but Embracing Liars for Being Candid.�

4. �Putting �Handicapped� Behind the Bars For Scaling Eiffel Tower but Giving Out of Turn Promotion to the COP who apprehends Him.�

5. �Burning Pencil For Writing �Obscene Comments� in the Public Toilet, and Conferring Literary Honor on the Writer For Being �CREATIVE�.�

6. �The Conference on Disadvantages of Consuming Alcohol, Followed by COCKTAIL.�

7. �Stop Subscribing The Newspaper That Carries Ads of ALCOHOL, but only after noting down the Phone Numbers of nearest Bars.�

8. �Enjoying The �LAMB MEAT� every evening, and Granting The �Butcher�, �Uniform Allowance� to clean �Blood Stains�.�

9. �Arresting the CAR for Ending an innocent Life on road and AWARDING the Driver for having AMPLE Courage to Drive on Killer Tracks.�

10. �Ignoring own kids� breaking Window Panes worth Rs. 1000/-, but deducting Rs. 10/- from Maid Servant�s salary of Rs 200/- for breaking a Tea-Cup.�

11. �Using Confidential and Trustful Information as �Breaking News� and accepting the honor of being the �Chief Guest� for the debate �Say No To Sting Operations�.�

12. �After spending Rs. 5000/- on dinner, while returning home denying even a penny to the �Beggar on Red Light� as there is no One Rupee Coin in the pocket.�

butterflyangel · #2 03-24-2008, 03:30 AM

thanks...

mits777 · #3 03-24-2008, 04:35 PM

tfs...

Juliet · #4 07-16-2008, 10:12 AM

thanks for sharing

Virus123 · #5 07-16-2008, 11:46 AM

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