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06-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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Mars vs Venus
*A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
*After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the next day God went to Adam and said 'Here Adam, I can make a beutiful partner that cooks, irons, cleans, never complains and is pretty much just what you want, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg, what do you think' Adam thought for a few seconds and then asked 'what can I get for a rib?'......So God created woman 'David Moir' *After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." she replied "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." *All men are idiots... I think I married their king. *An English professor wrote on the blackboard: Punctuate this sentence: 'Woman without her man is nothing'. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the women wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.' *By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates *I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong. *I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him. *If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? *If all men are idiots, not only did I marry their King, I gave birth to their Crown Prince! *It begins when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in the sink. *Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished... *My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.' *My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends. *Tell a man there are a billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint on the bench and he will have to touch it to be sure. *The difference between women and men is that women love their children. They know everything about them, including birthdays, allergies, likes and dislikes. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. - Dave Barry *The perfect man: smokes not, drinks not, flirts not, exists not. *The smartest thing a man can say starts with, 'My wife says...' *What's the difference between you husband and your children? Your children grow-up and leave |
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06-25-2006, 05:17 PM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
cool......
thanks for sharing......  |
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06-25-2006, 08:29 PM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
*After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." she replied "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
 hmmm .... thank you mr.mod ... very informative ..... =) |
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06-25-2006, 09:28 PM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
haha..thnxx....
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10-06-2006, 07:30 AM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
hmmmmmm cool
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10-06-2006, 07:36 AM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
kewl....
thanks for sharing.... |
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10-06-2006, 11:23 AM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
nicely done.
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10-06-2006, 12:36 PM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
thanks for sharing
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10-07-2006, 03:02 AM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
lolzzz
niice stuff thnxx for sharing |
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10-09-2006, 12:22 AM
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Re: Mars vs Venus
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thanks for sharing! that was great!
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