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Old 08-17-2005, 05:50 PM
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam:
1) Amitabh is using the Nokia communicator in 1992 whereas Nokia itself launched it from 1998 onwards. May be he is a secret test dummy for Nokia!
2) Amitabh singing "aye kya bolti tu" in Diwali of 1992 whereas the song was released in 1997 in the movie Ghulam. Guess he has esp.
3) But The Mother Of All Flaws In The Movie K3G is when Hrithik is kid he has 10 fingers...when he grows up he has Eleven
4) Last ball of the cricket match. 1 ball and 6 runs needed. Guess what, the ball is shining and unused !!
5) The fatso Laddu turns into Hrithik 10 years later, however Shahrukh, Kajol, Dadi, Nani and Johny Lever are the same after 10 years!!
Q: What will a drunkard say after seeing the movie? A: Kabhi Whiskey Kabhie Rum


Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when they are in the restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pav etc. What's happened to the noodle & chowmein?

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well well - some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways - since when did they start flying abroad?

Raja Hindustani
Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising experience!!

Raja
Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call a autofill!

Guddu
Manisha & Shahrukh are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the Glider. What a switch above sea level!


Jung
Rambha files a case against Ajay Devgan accusing him of rape and produces 3 photographs to prove her claim. However in the three photos, she's wearing three different dresses. So I guess it must be a fashion show cum rape going on!!

Tere Mere Sapne
Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is carrying her electrical technology thesis by B.L.Theraja. What an electrifying interest.


Jung
Rambha files a case against Ajay Devgan accusing her of rape and produces 3 photographs to prove her claim. However in the three photos, she's wearing three different dresses. A nice time to change clothes while being raped !!

Guddu

Manisha & Shahrukh are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the glider.What a switch above sea level!!

Tere Mere Sapne

Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is carrying her electrical technology by B.L.Theraja What an electrifying interest !!

Raja Hindustani
Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising experience !!

Raja
Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. Who filled the can?

Kaal
Since Ajay Devgan is a ghost in the movie, how come he wears a locket with OM written on it?

a few i found over the internet...lol i guess u shud put logic aside when watching a Hindi Movie..lol
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Old 08-17-2005, 05:54 PM
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Old 08-17-2005, 07:24 PM
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Thanks 4 sharing.Try to post a few more if u can.
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Old 08-17-2005, 07:27 PM
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lolzzzz yeah try more...hahahahahha

thanku for this...lolzzzzzz
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:29 PM
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lol..np guyz ill check for more and post!
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:34 PM
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:08 AM
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Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
1.In the climax scene in Kaho Naa...Pyaar hai when Hrithik is trying to find the identity of SIR JI Using a mobile phone. We first see the phones display and can clearly see its a Nokia mobile phone from this display... so how come when Hritik is shown in full with the phone in his hand it changes to a completely different make of Phone and not the Nokia we had seen the display of.

2. Hrithik Roshan and Ameesha Patel are marooned on a deserted island. So how come his trade mark stubble keeps appearing and disappearing during their very brief stay.

3. When Amisha Patel is trying to fly back to India to escape Hritik Roshan II, He manages to get a VISA (He's never been outside New Zealand before, remember?), buy 1st class tickets, board the plane and change into a sardarji outfit in 15 minutes?

4. In the movie, the 2nd Hrithik sings the climax song "Dil Ne Dil Ko" and in the end of the song he sings Kaho Naa Pyar Hai. Ok I understand that he got the song from the 1st Hrithik’s song folder or whatever. But how did he know the dance routine they did on the beach????????????

5. Hrithik Roshan and Amisha Patel are stranded on an island with nothing. So how come Hrithik has the tools to make Amisha a seashell necklace and Amisha the thread to make a grass hula skirt?

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Kyun Ho Gaya Na

In the film kyun ho gaya na! there is scene where vivek hands over his peice of necklace charm to aish but in the next scene afte that one vivek is wearing the necklace charm again on his neck. thats a very very big blooper.


Ajnabee

In the climax, Bobby Deol types in the password "everything is planned" on the screen to access Akshay Kumar's bank account on-line. How comes the password is shown in full words on the screen? Don't the directors know that passwords are supposed to be encrypted?


Near the end Akshay and Bipasha are escaping on a ship.... they are going from switzerland.... but switzerland is not surrounded by any water or sea..... it is surrounded by other
countries..... so how can they sail from switzerland..... did the director create a sea for the film.....


Kal Ho Naa Ho

In Kal Ho Naa Ho when Rohit goes to Nainas house he goes to the wrong house how? cant he see the house number? or he's blind?or there is no house number?


when Preity Zinta finishes her story telling to sis Gia, Priety Zinta's daughter calls out
to her... but Saif Ali Khan and Preity Zinta are indians how come their daughter is
foreingner


Shah Rukh is said to have some heart disease and he is also told that he would die in a few months or so. But Shah Rukh Khan dances, jumps and does all sorts of things a normal person would do. Now tell me would a person who is suffering from a heart disease do all these kind of things. In my view a person cannot be able to move, even to go to the toilet. But people say that 'Love is immortal'


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai


When Kajol and Shahrukh are on the stage before the song 'Koi Mil Gaya', the students throw junk at them. So how come when Rani appears on the stage, the stage is all clean and sparkling.

We all know that Shah Rukh hasn't seen Kajol for 10 years since she left St. Xavier's College right? So the College scenes had to take place during the late 80's. Well can someone tell me WHY are the outfits that the actors and students are wearing seem so 90's? Fubu, DKNY, GAP? Since when did people wear windbreakers back then?

In the movie, Anjali gives Tina her Lal Dupatta before she leaves for home. Then how come Salman Khan had it wrapped around his neck in the song 'Sajanji Ghar Ayai'.

At Kajol’s ‘summer’ holiday camp she has her fireplace lit, while watching Shahrukh on TV.

During a dance sequence Archana Puran Singh throws her shoe at the audience. So how come in the next scene she is wearing high heeled shoes.

Sharukh Khan returns Kajol’s dupatta at the summer camp. How did he know she would be at the same camp?


Veer-Zaara


In the start of the movie rani mukherji, who is a pakistani muslim, goes to the graveyard. While in Islam, girls are not allowed to go to the graveyard.


In VEER ZAARA....Zaara is shown standing next to a BLUE Train while departing from VEER in the first half....when BLUE TRAINS were not there 22 years before!!- Also VEER wore all designer outfits of the current era...hmmm fashion fast forward!!!


In the beginning of the movie, it appears that SRK is in his 20s (early to mid-twenties, let us say) and he has spent some 25-odd years in a Pakistani jail. So, that makes him about mid-40s. His hair is totally greyed out. It is OK, but in many scenes like the interaction with Rani Mukherji in the prison or some court room scenes, he acts as though he is some 70+ years old with rigourous shakings of his hands/limbs/head/neck...... 45+ is not such a bad age to act that way. Look at Sanjay Dutt or take a leaf out of Big B's physical stamina even at 60+..... Weird, no???


How did Rani Mukerjee's character figure out that the prisoner's (SRK's) name is Veer Pratap Singh, especially since all the official records showed him as Rakesh Rathod? They made a big deal about this because SRK tells her that he talked to her only because she called him by his real name.


Mujhse Dosti Karoge


Hrithik Roshan smells Rani Mukherjee's "gobi ka partha" from his air-conditioned office, although she is outside. How can he smell food from so far away, and especially when his air condition is on full blast?

Rani Mukherjee goes to London for an interview at "London University". But there is no such university in London with such a name, so where did she go then?


In the film all of them decided to email from pooja computers,
so they email each other. Affter 20 years they meet each other as shown in film and time shown at that time was 2002, that means when they email each other that time was 1984 .
how it is possible?
- internet explorer was not launched
- Window 98,95 me was not introduced
- microprocessor was only 386 and older.
and INTERNET WAS NOT SO MUCH PUBLIC


Mohabbatein

Shahrukh khan snatches the sandoor dibbi from Ashwariya with his left hand n throws it away, and later he fills her maang with right hand

lol..again i found these..i didnt think up these..lol
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:48 PM
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one from me from the Movie Kisna.. at the end of the movie when vivek is taking that white girls to train or plane.. how come he has Jeep that is being used by indian police right now.. didnt that movie took place before the independence?.. i dont think india was that selfdepence to make thoes kinds of jeep then. not even America knew how to make thoes lol.
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thanks you maybe in the future bollywood directors will look at all the bloopers they are making and pay really close attention to them:icon_smil
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LOL there so funny
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:20 AM
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I dont read them on net but I noticed few.

Kaal.
They determine that ajay is ghost when he was invisible in camera but if you think camera's lens can see way better than human eye so shouldn't he be visible in camera?

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya.
When salman go to dubai and after that song when katrina was standing near the pool, sohail givers her hat. and she says 'Pyaare ne di' but when salman throws hat in pool she says 'Yeh shooting ki hat thi', she changes mind too quickly.

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.
When Kajol goto punjab without telling srk, he says 'Main Aa Raha Hoon Simran' per kahan ?? Where do he go did she left address on the door ?? Punjab is way too big to find one person.

thats all can rem now but there lots more that I noticed if I rem them I will post.
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