Aik sardaar jee bachpan se hee ye soch ke heran aur full time tention men rehte they ke meri behen ke 3 bhaai he aur mere 2 kyon hen


In a party a lady wants to go toilet so she inquired by a sardar….. suso karne ke jagha dikhaa do? Sardar jee replied…..pehle tum dikhaao


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India aftEvery 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands "we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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oppsss im sory 4 dat....... i post dez as i sw few thredz on same..........

Ya it is offending to some people. But it should be just taken as a joke. Very funny anyway.