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Mukesh and Anil Ambani Join Forces, Team up with Lakshmi Mittal to Purchase Europe
Mukesh and Anil Ambani Join Forces, Team up with Lakshmi Mittal to Purchase Europe
On the heels of Fortune Magazine rating 4 Indians among the 10 wealthiest people in the world, 3 of India’s wealthiest men, Mukesh Ambani, Anil Ambani, and Lakshmi Mittal announced a decision to collaborate on their next big venture; Purchasing Europe.
The three tycoons have laid out a 7 step plan for the complete Indianization of the continent, except England, which they feel is likely to be completely Indianized by 2015 anyway without their plan.
When asked what they plan to do with each country, the three men said their plan included:
Moving the Mumbai Stock Exchanges to Switzerland to protect the Indian economy from political corruption and rioting
Outsource the development of the Tata Nano to Germany
Convert Holland into one large Bollywood movie set.
When asked about France, Anil Ambani responded “I don’t know, we’ll probably put them in charge of wine, and leave it at that. Can we outsource ‘being annoying’ to them? Because they seem to be pretty good at it.”
Other plans include re-naming Portugal ‘New Goa’ and changing ‘Belgian Waffles’ to “Hyderabady Waffles.”
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